With OFA struggling to come up with a catchy slogan to replace 2008’s “Change We Can Believe In“, True Liberal Nexus decided to brainstorm on the difficult task of conveying, in a few words, all the many, powerful reasons to re-elect barack obama. David Axelrod, feel free to use any of the following:
10. Democrats: We Suck Less
9. Take A Look At Those Rich People!
8. Did I Mention I Killed Osama Bin Laden?
7. Romney Hates Women; I Just Pay Them Less
6. WTS (“What Toure Said”)
5. We’re The Ones We’re Still Waiting For
4. Believe Me — I Can Change
3. Happy Days Will Be Here Again, Once Republicans in Congress Start Cooperating
2. Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!
1. Never Mind the Bollox; He’s Still Black
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